LLMs are trained to be helpful. But a friend doesn't see your code and say 'I notice you're using React hooks' — a friend says 'writing bugs again, dummy.' Suppressing the assistant instinct is the hardest part of building an AI pet.

Making AI Useless Is Harder Than Making It Useful

AI 助手够多了，我想养一只宠物

Enough AI Assistants. I Want a Pet.

给 AI 写性格，不能用数字

You Can't Define Personality With Numbers

它记得你昨天也熬夜了

It Remembers You Were Up Late Yesterday

让 AI 学会"没用"，比让它有用难十倍

两个仓库，一个灵魂

Two Repos, One Soul